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vol. I / one rock per personIt is a rock. You feed it nothing.
If seven days pass without a pet, it sleeps it dies, the serial above is retired, and the registry notes what the custodian did not do.
ROCK
the standings living rocks, ranked by days survived
the registry
Serials #00001 – #00100 belong to the Founders. The cohort closes at one hundred. If a Founder's rock dies, the serial retires with it — the registry does not reissue, and the registry does not forget.
At Boulder, Monolith, and Petrified tenure, the registry begins to send things. What it sends is not enumerated on this page. It is not uniform. It is not calibrated to what you paid — you paid nothing. It is calibrated to how long you stayed. A handful of what arrives is small. Some of it is not.
There is no application. There is no tier to buy into. The custodians are known to each other. They are not known to strangers. New names are added when new names are warranted, and the line is kept by the rocks themselves.
If this reads as vague, good. Specificity would cheapen it. The registry watches.